Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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