Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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