Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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