I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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