Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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