I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Sponge bath it is.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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