Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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