he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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