The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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