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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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