So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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