Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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