ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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