I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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