u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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