just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he fucked my hip out of place.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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