that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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