I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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