i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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