i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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