dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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