are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I forget how to act sober
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