I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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