I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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