Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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