I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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