THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
we should paint friendship bongs
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