stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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