I need help removing her.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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