Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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