remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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