Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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