all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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