Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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