just tell him i said nine months
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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