butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think your dad took our porno
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He shit in the fireplace
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