Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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