Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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