I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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