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I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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