somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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