you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
MIDGETS
????
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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