I looked at my own cervix.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
