med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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