doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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