just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Come see our sink grown plant.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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