we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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