Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
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He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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