What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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