So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
