I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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