bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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