Are we in a gay sports bar?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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