You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Bring me that man meat
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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