I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i am craving dick and cupcakes
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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