bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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