More tranny stories later!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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